trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

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legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

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stability:

So many songs to download so little motivation

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boobsquish:

vesley:

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

congratulations to your sibling 

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deanwinchestire:

I found an unopened pack of Batman silly bands so I opened them and I caN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING

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slide to the right

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slide to the left

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take it back now y’all

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CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

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nue:

please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

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legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

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theweniswarmer:

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

 he looked old for 14

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superlology:

I can wiggle my ears and I wear glasses so when I was in high school marching band and we were on the field and my glasses started sliding I would wiggle my ears to pull them back up without touching my face

One of the judges saw and just started laughing and he talked about it on the tape and I listened to it and it was just, “Oh my god. Oh my god. She’s - how are - her glasses - they’re going up - how is she doing that?”

Best. Judging tape. Ever.

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